Just another drabble for fun. Hope everybody has a Happy Thanksgiving
Mike: It’s not fair.
Steve: What?
Mike: Why do I have to be eaten?
Steve: You’re a turkey and it’s Thanksgiving. It sucks but what can you do?
Mike: That’s all you have to say?
Steve: Turkeys are symbolic for Thanksgiving dinner.
Mike: So? Rabbits are symbolic for Easter and people don’t kill them to celebrate!
Steve: That’s different. The Easter bunny brings colorful eggs to children.
Mike: You want eggs? Turkeys are birds! We can do eggs.
Steve: Filled with chocolate and candies?
Mike: Bite me, dog.
Steve [smiling]: I will, after you’re stuffed and cooked, preferably deep fried.
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